The best part about having kids who are obsessed by superheroes right now? The ability to use it to selfishly manipulate them.

Need to go somewhere? Let’s use the “Bat car”. Time for bed? Time to use the “Bat Toothbrush.”

I’m sure they’ll catch on soon and the plan has it’s flaws (“I’m NOT BATMAN! I’m Superman!) but I’m determined to get as much mileage out of it as I can in the meantime.