Kei made Japanese curry for dinner and put it in the shape of a grumpy face on Thomas’ plate. We have really arrived as parents.

I know what you’re thinking – it’s hard to look tough in a Wiggles shirt. And if you think he looks like he posed for this photo then you would be right.

I managed to peel this shirt off Thomas’ body about three days later to put it in the wash. It’s now hidden in one of his drawers until he remembers he has it again.